Backrubs or Blowjob
I’m ridiculously good at both, but you can only pick one. Sorry, dude. You can’t have it all on the same day. That’s too much transcendent pleasure for one man to handle. I’ll spoil you, but I won’t spoil you rotten.
I mean, as long as he reciprocates the pleasure, what’s so wrong with giving both?
Both. Totes! Then after the backrub, another round of blowjobs for everyone!
(Source: tomyhusband)